) brr! (shrieks) (thuds) sean, you're the biggest jerk i've ever met. (laughing) and if i ruined this book, you're buying a new one. (laughing continues) i cannot believe that-- turn that off. i hate you. (indistinct conversations) (snoring) he goes from rapid eye movement to rapid face movement. (man) you ready? ooh, i'm ready. (laughs) in this case, a yardstick can be used to measure i.q. (snaps loudly, laughter) welcome home, dad. how's this for a greeting after a long day at work? (gasping) (woman laughs) toddlers are a real handful. they have tons of energy. they're much faster than you could possibly imagine. but don't worry, parents. doesn't last forever.